Lighthouse man

Screen Shot 2015-06-17 at 3.09.35 pmI remember the days with my buddy Fred. I didn’t want to shoot him but I did. Everyone knew that they were better off dead then in slavery.


I didn’t have my last good bys because it would only make it worse.


3,2,1 FIRE all the horses on the ground dead. Every one start did to cry. We never spoke of it a gen.


When I got back they hugged me then they arced we’re the house. I didn’t speck. When I didn’t speak they knew what happened. So they were nice and didn’t speak.
It took me 60 years to talk about the war and the Fred. Every night I still remember what happened and I will never forget.

The Random Story.

The Random Story.

“One day I ate a pie and I hate pie so the people who like pie hate me to and I don’t like that at all”. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. “At least my friend Daniel Bullen hates pie as well so I happy about that”. Then I went to the cafe to buy Daniel a cookie and when I gave it to him he said YUCK I hate cookies and then he throw up. Here are the sounds of him throw up. “BLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR’RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”. Then suddenly Daniel fainted. I waved a pizza in front of his face and he woke up. “What happen”. You throw up and then you suddenly fainted. WOWOWOW a police car drove past. Daniel said to follow it and we did. Five minutes later.


“That’s wierd it went to my house”. “MUM what’s going on”. “A robber came and stole your Xbox one”. “They stole my Xbox one”.”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.” My worst nightmare has been released”. “What are you going to do about it”. “Buy a new one”. “Mum i’m going to EB games to buy a new Xbox one”. “Ok honey”. Twenty minutes later they arrived at EB games. They went up to the center and said one Xbox one please.” Sorry we don’t have any more left


They walked of  to get some ice-cream. half an hour later. they bought ice cream and went to my house and watch the Simpsons. After that they went to the skatepark. Then they went to mcdonalds and here’s what they got. Ryan got a big mac , large fries and a large frozen coke. This is what daniel got Fifteen and a half cheese burgers, sixty one large fries, twenty one small thick shakes and six boxes of cake. Then some how he ate it all and he became the fattest man in the world. Then they went to sports prower to buy a treadmill. They brought the treadmill and went back home. Ryan turned on the treadmill and Daniel hopped on it in five minutes he was the fittest man in the world. He picked it up the treadmill and threw it at the TV. Then he got some ice-cream and when he had one little bitte of it he was the fattest man in the world.

The End.